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Chapter 35 - 19/11/2008
 
So after having a small break from producing my little rants, I thought it was about time I started updating you all on the progress of the world’s first open air asylum (aka Planet Jandowae). We received a couple of welcome visitors yesterday in the form of Joan and Rusty (formerly of Hanovale and the Turntable and recently of RJ Models fame).

So with Rusty and Joan now officially part of the “grey Army” on the march across this great nation at the speed of a thousand spastic mud crabs with a caravan in tow, we started the process of trying to position a caravan in the back yard. This process was fairly simple in theory (we have a lot of simple theories on Planet

Jandowae) and on the first attempt it was proven to be very simple.
That was until the plan B112 was implemented… Plan B112 involved trying to turn the van and the 4WD around in a smallish back yard. So with all the precision that could possibly be gleaned from a two day caravan reversing course organized by the Guide Dog’s Association the fun began!

With Connie the wonder dog slash parking attendant keeping a close eye on the proceedings we where in good paws. After performing a near perfect 148 point turn, it was decided to remove the aerial from the front of the 4WD to avoid the clothesline.
As it was quitting time for our canine parking attendant, the rest of the

parking headache was left for when they were ready to leave .
As well as the recently imported insanity, it is (obviously) about time for Jade to start her yearly obsession with Christmas lights… That’s right not to long from now that fat bloke with the red pajama fixation will be crash landing on our roof to deposit some presents and reindeer droppings for our enjoyment.
So with around 3000 lights up thus far, I am convinced that we will have a front row seat when the intergalactic visitors from Snoffeldof VI (15 million miles past Jupiter, turn left and ask again) are deciding where to take their fly/drive holiday they will no doubt be led to the glowing patch of the earth known as the
Wuiske’s Front Yard (I just hope they don’t try and return Elvis).
All possible forms of rampant insanity (both resident and visitant) aside, there is a layout still under the house and it is getting some more work done to it. We have managed to “plant” a few more trees, 70 or so to be more precise. I managed to get hold of 72 trees from the Ipswich show…
I was trying to get hold of more, however there where a few people who beat
me to the punch.

And it should go without saying that those who did are now off our Christmas card list.

So after placing most of these on the layout, we are starting to have a mountain that no longer looks like the location of a lumberjack’s night out.

Aside from the trees, we have also started on the landforms for Harlexton. After changing the track plan to make three dead end sidings as opposed to one and a short passing loop. This will allow a reasonable number of VBO ballast hoppers to be spotted in the sidings.
Next item on the agenda is to start placing the abutments for the road bridge in Summiton.

But that’s another story for the next chapter… At least it will be if the house doesn’t blow up as a result of the Christmas Light Plague .

We shall see how we go.


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