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Chapter 50 - 8/07/2010
So here we are Chapter 50. And to celebrate I thought I would break with tradition, let my hair down and actually do some work on the layout… Well sort of anyway.

At the recent Toowoomba Show, I managed to get hold of an old Chiver’s Finelines DD17 kit. As many of you know I have been sacrificing everything from tennis balls to snail embryos in the hope that I could get my hands on one of these kits. Well it finally happened.

So after cleaning up an eight year supply of dismembered tennis balls from the alter, I set to work building the model. Thus far I have nearly completed the chassis and valve gear. I think I will be able to put a sound unit inside this model which would certainly make it a one off.

Over the last little while I have been receiving a lot of questions about my unhealthy static grass fixation and how these little machines work. Now keeping in mind that I am still under the impression that electricity is more of a religion than a science, I shall try and explain this complex little electronic “thingy”.

The whole process of applying static grass is really very simple (even for me). The idea is that you lay down some diluted white glue as you normally would for scenery. Then you put a small nail (I use a track tack) into the board in the middle of this “puddle”. You attach the alligator clip on the wire from the grass applicator to the tack. This then allows a negative charge to go through the “puddle”.

When you switch the machine on an “ionizer” generates a really big voltage and passes this into a piece of mesh that is sitting over a small bucket with the grass material in it. This creates a static charge and when the machine is placed above the live puddle it will drop grass fibres into the puddle. Due to the static field, the grass fibres are statically charged and will stand up. The glue then dries and the grass fibres are left standing up. Pretty simple hey?

Well that’s the made for TV version anyway. I think that the real story is more along the religious electrical lines. Having said that I have been doing some thinking and I believe there is a tiny electrical priest inside this little machine that individually asks each fibre to stand up and one by one they are forced to leap to their gluey deaths on the layout far below.

I have alerted the A Current Affair team to the actions of this pseudo electrical cult and am awaiting their call back. Obviously this could take a little while because they are very busy.
On a slightly more serious note, I feel I should point out that the Ionizer thingy inside the static grass applicators does put out a pretty hefty voltage (I have been told around 5,000 volts) so it is not advisable to touch the tack/nail to the mesh. Nor is it advisable to lick the mesh because it will tickle… A LOT!

If you are like me and you do not want to spend the $300.00 or more on buying a static grass applicator then there are plenty of forums that have listed the methods for making them. Again remember, you are dealing with electricity so be careful. You may also be dealing with the members of the Electricity Cult so again be careful.

With all the safety stuff out of the way, I do highly recommend trying static grass as it really is a massive leap forward in model railway realism. Also because this is the third or forth chapter that I have mentioned static grass I must be impressed with it and yet still scared of the religious implications.
The easiest place I've found to get hold of all of the stuff you will ever want for scenery is the website www.modellers-warehouse.com.au. Have a talk to Ian (the owner) and you'll find that he has everything you'll ever want and more to make truly spectacular scenery.

With the new section of the branch line at the front of Summiton Yard, I have decided to start making plans for the scenery and buildings to front this portion of the layout. But as always that’s another story for the next chapter.

In the mean time, I am off to try some more static grass. This time around Holman I think. Maybe I could put in a walkway for bushwalkers…

We shall see how we go...

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